We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are the men rules:
Please note… these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
> > > * JUST SAY IT!
1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
hokay, we're just getting started, so read on! read on!
oh btw, all these kinda hint's at the truth about my opinion that "girls are nigh impossible to understand"
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really.
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
> > > * Sex,
> > > * Sport,
> > > * Cars,
> > > * or Computers
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
phew......... alright, here come the last few...........@_@
Guys don't care if you're friends with other guys.
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But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls OR TEXTS you, but at 2 a.m. in the morning we do get
a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Go ahead. I'm serious. Yes. FOR THE LAST #%^$&@ TI......
sigh....
Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm
in. let us pay for you! don't "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you."
Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know
somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. *hint hint*
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are and not what you are. honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily. *psst, unless you're just teasing then yeah, go ahead cuz you look cute when pouting <3*
Stop using magazines/media as your Bible.
Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in
front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have friends for that.
Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"
i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of. on the other hand I'm not saying i wouldn't like it either ; )
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a
guy, won't wait for him to change. ditch his sorry ASS,he's a disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect.
>>>>>Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ..and actually mean it.
Give the nice guys a chance.
oh dear, it looks like we have a few more unplanned entries....
AH WELL, they deserve a chance to be known =)
*Holding Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her
a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.
*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
Guys repost this if you agree
Girls repost this if you think it's cute
(just so you know, its totally up to you whether to do it or not. I'm not one to condone chain letters/post/mail/whateverchawannacallit.)
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will read this and gain some insight about guys ^_~.
